Who’s this fudge bloke then?

Name? Timothy Stephen Packer.

I can't call you that. Tim, then. Or fudge, if you really want.

fudge? If you don't know, you probably don'want to.

Right. Date of birth? First of August, 1980. Yes, I do remember no prime ministers before Thatcher - sad, isn't it? But feel free to send me a card.

I will. That's no good - you're just me talking to myself, aren't you?

Oh well, never mind. Occupation? Student, if you can call it an occupation. BSc (Hons) Computer Science, University of Durham.

That takes up all your time, does it? Probably could. But no, it doesn't seem to.

What else do you do, then? President of Durham University Computing Society (yes, they were getting desperate, weren't they?). Communications Officer of Durham Students' Union. Bass player (mostly) for 2bc, and also for St Nick's Church, Durham. Team member on Transformers.